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TEAM: Suicide Blonde


Owner: Knerrpool
Manager: R.U. Kidding
Record: 74-88
Home ballpark: Oakland Coliseum '17
Initial Salary Cap: $80,000,000
Total current value: $79,653,000
Roster value: $79,650,000
Cash available: $3,000

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Simulated Stats


Pitchers (10)     min. 10, max. 12   (total min. 24, max. 28)

Name T End. W L S BS IP H R ER BB SO HR Hold BkR WpR Bat ERA WHIP BAL Salary
Severino, L. R S6 14 11 0 0 236.0 167 83 74 71 296 30 -3 0 7 1WR 2.82 1.01 3R 5.77M
Montgomery, M. L S5/R3/C3 12 12 0 0 206.2 160 83 76 69 145 18 0 0 12 6NL 3.31 1.11 1R 4.88M
Castillo, L. R S6 7 12 0 0 204.2 147 74 73 77 224 36 -1 5 4 1WR 3.21 1.09 2L 4.86M
Nola, A. R S6 8 13 0 0 189.1 174 92 91 72 198 26 +7 0 0 1WR 4.33 1.30 2R 3.85M
Samardzija, J. R S6* 3 5 1 0 75.1 45 26 25 19 71 10 -1 0 1 6NR 2.99 .85 1R 3.11M
Milone, T. L S5/R3/C0 5 6 3 1 57.2 49 25 25 12 39 9 0 0 0 1WL 3.90 1.06 9L .50M
Brach, B. R R1/C4 5 5 15 1 102.2 71 38 35 46 99 15 -5 6 13 1WR 3.07 1.14 2L 3.19M
Ramirez, J. R R1/C0 7 6 11 5 88.0 65 51 50 54 66 14 +6 0 3 1WR 5.11 1.35 2L 2.63M
Barraclough, K. R R1/C0 2 3 2 1 95.2 79 37 36 57 112 15 +3 5 20 1WR 3.39 1.42 3L 1.53M
Holder, J. R R1 2 5 2 1 41.0 52 21 20 14 48 7 -2 0 11 1WR 4.39 1.61 5R .59M
2 players no longer on roster
TOTALS 74 88 40 14 1,488.0 1166 607 578 555 1469 204 3.50 1.16


Hitters (14)     min. 13, max. 17   (total min. 24, max. 28)

Name B P Def. AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SB CS E Stl Run BA OBP SLG Inj BAL Salary
Avila, A. L C 3(0)e3 459 53 108 21 2 14 52 79 162 2 0 0 6 E 1-9 .235 .350 .381 2 4R 4.42M
Hanigan, R. R C 3(0)e5 217 15 47 2 0 4 14 14 53 1 0 0 2 E 1-8 .217 .267 .281 3 5L 1.18M
Mauer, J. L 1B 1e3 503 52 131 25 1 9 55 70 87 9 0 0 1 E 1-12 .260 .360 .368 1 1R 5.31M
Gordon, D. L 2B 1e13 621 54 167 14 9 2 46 20 104 3 39 10 12 AA 1-17 .269 .294 .330 1 1R 5.34M
Longoria, E. R 3B 1e14 187 9 38 9 0 4 16 7 28 0 0 0 3 D 1-12 .203 .232 .316 1 2R 3.55M
Camargo, J. S 3B 2e15 221 19 52 11 1 4 24 12 53 0 0 0 2 E 1-12 .235 .272 .348 2 3L 2.82M
Turner, T. R SS 2e14 368 43 95 16 7 4 38 29 90 10 35 14 9 AA 1-17 .258 .325 .372 3 3R 3.51M
Bogaerts, X. R SS 3e19 169 18 39 8 2 2 20 13 38 1 0 0 4 B 1-16 .231 .288 .337 1 E 1.14M
Ahmed, N. R SS 2e19 159 21 41 7 0 11 24 3 39 0 0 0 3 D 1-14 .258 .272 .509 5 7L 1.10M
Pham, T. R LF 2(-1)e1 613 97 154 23 0 34 70 108 177 17 28 5 1 A 1-15 .251 .378 .455 1 E 9.57M
Aoki, N. L LF 4(0)e2 147 22 36 6 1 5 17 21 17 3 4 0 0 B 1-13 .245 .347 .401 1 3R 1.26M
Jones, A. R CF 2(-1)e6 186 19 50 4 1 7 25 5 39 2 0 0 3 E 1-13 .269 .295 .414 1 2R 3.11M
Margot, M. R CF 2(-1)e4 163 12 34 9 4 0 6 8 46 0 4 4 2 B 1-16 .209 .246 .313 3 2L 2.05M
Santana, D. R RF 4(-2)e6 594 62 133 26 1 23 72 72 231 3 6 6 3 B 1-14 .224 .311 .387 1 E 4.38M
Pitchers' hitting stats
4 players no longer on roster
TOTALS 5509 565 1284 234 35 127 530 539 1458 55 123 46 63 .233 .307 .357








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